Funny stories

God

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked,

“Did God made you, Grandpa?”

“Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered.

A few minutes later, the little girl asked him,

“Did God make me too?”

“Yes, He did,” the older man answered.

For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.

“You know, Grandpa.” She said, “God’s doing a lot better job lately.”

It’s coconut

Mike was not well. He was tired all the time, and his head often hurt.

“Go to doctor”, his wife said.

Mike did not like visiting the doctor, but after a week, he went. The doctor asked him a lot of questions and him a lot of questions and wrote Mike’s ansewers down.

“What do you eat in the morning?” he asked him.

“Eggs, bread, butter, jam and coffee,” Mike answered.

“And what lunch do you have?” the doctor asked.

“Meat or fisd and bread.”

“And what do you have in the evening?” the doctor asked.

“Eggs and bread.”

The the doctor said.

“Eat some fruit every day, and eat all the skin of the fruit. The skin is very good. What fruit do you like best?”

Mike was not happy.

“Coconuts,” he answered.